Stranger: hey
You: im 23 f florida and ready to cyber
Stranger: 26 m belgium maybe ready to cyber
You: alrighty then
You: take us away ;)
Stranger: to where
You have disconnected.

You: Hello ma loverrrrr
You: How ya doing darlin?
Stranger: 19 m
Stranger: u?
You: 19 f
Stranger: cool
You: don’t we match like hand to glove?
You: like trouser to pocket?
You: like lipstick to lips
Stranger: do u have pics?
You: like condom to dick
You: like nail to hammer
You: like rope to neck
You: like finger to keyboard
You: like pictures to facebook
You: like idiots [...]

You: MEOW
Stranger: AVPS.
You: MEOW
Stranger: AVPS.
You: MEOWOWOWOWOWOWOWW
Stranger: AVPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
You: …
You: meow
Stranger: put that in your juicebox and suck it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: FAVORITE WAY TO SAY RED WINE IN A GERMAN ACCENT?
You: um,
You: what?
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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: india
You: where?
Stranger: I N D I A
You: where is that?
You: in north pole??
Stranger: Lmao..
Stranger: Im kidding.
Stranger: Nah i have no idea cunt
Stranger: im actually from the U.S
Stranger: But, wanted to see how it felt like to be indian
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: :D
You: sum1 else said thisHAHAHA theres not reaaly a place [...]

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You: F is for friends who do stuff together…
Stranger: damnit i forgot >_

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Stranger: hi asl
You: MAY I COLLECT YOUR BELLY LINT FOR FURTHER OBSERVATION?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: if you can find some
You: I ALREADY HAVE, THERE IS A WHOLE TUPPAWARE CONTAINER FULL OF IT IN YOUR CAVERNOUS BELLY BUTTON
Stranger: ………
Stranger: well than
Stranger: I know i havent cleaned it
You: IT IS QUITE [...]

You: You: hello mark silly i read dark
Stranger: what
Stranger: more like
Stranger: me: wtf?
You: am i right
Stranger: what?
You: dwarfing clock
Stranger: are you a nerd
You: we have wal mart
Stranger: you talking a world of warcraft language ?
Stranger: we got ralphs
You: no we got troubl;e
Stranger: we got tits
You: but i choose if it has a beard
Stranger: ur gay
You: [...]

You: Hello.
Stranger: hi.
You: How are you?
Stranger: i m fine
Stranger: asl plz
You: asian sexy lamps.
You: you?
Stranger: m/f
You: whats that mean?
Stranger: r u male or female
You: neither.
You: i’m a lamp.
You: lamps don’t have genders.
You: last time i checked.
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey.
You: Say something witty! :D
Stranger: my wit is not free.
You: :(
You: how much?
Stranger: you cannot handle the wit.
Stranger: its like a mike tyson punch to the brain.
You: I totally can >:D
You: Oh…crap
You: maybe I can’t….
You: hmmm
You: Well this is awkward.
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: You…
You: What should we speak of now”? xD
Stranger: say something stupid.
You: OH [...]

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Stranger: r u up for oral sex
You: yes, but only cause im a blow fish.
Stranger: kk im takin off my clothes rite no
Stranger: now
You: go for it
Stranger: r u ?
You: …..no
You: fishes dont wear clothes
You: silly
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You: HI
Stranger: bonerrrsssss
You: MY NAME IS BRIAN
You: I LIKE TO SKATEBOARD
You: MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDS
Stranger: MY NAME IS ALEX
Stranger: MAYBE WE CAN
You: I’D NEVER DO ANYTHING TO RUIN [...]

Stranger: ask me anything
You: what do u do if a walrus eats your pants?
Stranger: use jorts instead
You: i see
You: well ummm do u got any jorts?

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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: How’s it going?
You: alright you?
Stranger: I’m okay, exhausted.
You: why?
Stranger: Didn’t sleep much last night
You: why not?
Stranger: Insomnia
You: oh that sucks
Stranger: Yes, it does.
Stranger: So, what do you [...]

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You: YO.
Stranger: hey
You: Haha
Stranger: courtney?
You: Britney?! OH MY GAWD!!!!!111oneone!!!
Stranger: omggg!
You: I can’t believe it!!
Stranger: me either!!!!
You: Oh my, like, GAWD.
You: Wait. I thought you were dead?
Stranger: that was your mistake
Stranger: :O
You: Oh my gooodddd
You: But Josh like, totally told me you got pregnant
You: And when Jack found [...]