You: butts.
You: am i right?
Stranger: you are
You: c’moonon!
You: yah! butts!
You: ( | )
You: w00t!
You: am I right?
Stranger: maybe
You: shredded beef tacos!
You: shit yah!
You: lol
You: am i right?
Stranger: yes indeed
You: you bet your sweet ass
You: sally
You: first in flight!
You: am I Wright?
Stranger: no you’re totally wrong
You: oh.
Stranger: i’m sorry
You: :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: butts.
Stranger: hey
You: 8.6 butts.
Stranger: not just 9
Stranger: 8.6
You: right
You: 9 would be obscene.
You: 8.6 is allowable.
Stranger: right
Stranger: true that
You: so it’s like half a butt…the crack, and a sliver of other-butt.
You: 8.6
You: thoughts?
Stranger: i see
You: you see 8.6 butts.
You: kinda like
You: ( | ) ( | [...]
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yes.
Stranger: no.
You: danger.
Stranger: will robinson
You: wait. are we playing some stupid word association thing?
Stranger: I don’t know?
You: i like the chats where we pretend to know each other instead.
You: bob!
Stranger: Oh hey!
Stranger: I missed you!
You: How you been?
You: actually, this i lame. let’s pretend to be [...]
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: domo arigato
Stranger: chinese
You: mexican
Stranger: coll~
Stranger: cool
You: we’re naming what we ate for lunch right?
You: because I ate mexican.
Stranger: …hate?
You: no, i like mexican very much.
You: that’s why i ate it.
Stranger: ate..= =
You: …ate.
Stranger: what’s your think about china
You: i don’t like the buffets very much
Stranger: you [...]
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna get fucking in the ass
You: right on.
Stranger: yah
You: with… a penis?
Stranger: yah
You: k
You: you a dude?
Stranger: nope
You: nice.
Stranger: female
You: that means you’re probably a chick.
You: that’s hot and stuff. the desire for a penis in the ass, i mean.
You: hawwwwt.
Stranger: well thank you
Stranger: most [...]
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: howdy
Stranger: horny?
You: meh, got laid at lunch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Male, 18, and horny, you?
You: i’m a chick. totally.
You: and i’m all horny and shit
You: with a cam or something
You: and boobs. i have boobs.
You: they’re hot.
You: for your penis.
You: because i’m a chick.
Stranger: did oy know there is a disconnect button
You: no shit?
Stranger: yea, shit
You: [...]
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ..and the rocket’s red glare…
Stranger: what?
You: the rockets.
You: have a glare.
You: it’s red.
You: you had to have heard about this.
Stranger: no
You: shit.
You: ok…so we have rockets, right?
You: you know what those are
Stranger: yes
You: sweet.
You: sometimes, when a rocket loves another rocket…
You: very much..
You: they have sex.
Stranger: [...]
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, 20 / Male / Gay / Horny
You: howdy 20/male/gay/horny, sup
Stranger: :)
You: oh wait…i was addressing you by your name, not inferring i was of similar age/tastes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 22, male, UK, nudist, you?
You: 19, male, cactus. This relationship my not work out.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you talk first
You: shit.
You: i suck at this
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what’s your name?
You: JK
Stranger: My name is rick.
You: sup rick
Stranger: Wanna hear a song?
You: sure
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: ack!
Stranger: NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND
Stranger: AND DESERT YOU!!1
Stranger: Okay, i’m done.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay male usa
You: is that like a store or something?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: marco
Stranger: WHERE!?
You: you suck at this game.
You: MARCO
Stranger: HONK!
You: dammit.
You have disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you ?
You: bad.
You: or good.
You: i dunno, what’s more interesting
Stranger: cookie’s =D
You: let’s go with bad. then you can ask me about it.
You: go ahead
You: i set, you spike. Ready?
You: …I’m bad :(
Stranger: why are you bad
You: um… crap. I didn’t [...]
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: my guns go boom boom, ur guns go pow pow
Stranger: hardy har har
You: yah, i don’t own a gun.
You: just a laser. pew pew.
Stranger: im going to charge mine first
Stranger: IM CHARGIN MY LAZER
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
You: You suck at counting.
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: [...]
