You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, is this Ted?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Oh finally
You: ted, ive been trying to reach you all week
You: its about those torso’s you ordered
You: Ive got them, but what do you want me to do with the heads and arms and legs?
Stranger: I need them by christmas
Stranger: No
You: The vans too small for all of them
Stranger: I don’t want them
Stranger: Get a bus man! a BUS!
You: well what do you expect me to do with a dozen fucking heads,arms and legs on a bus ted
You: sometimes you baffle me Ted.
Stranger: I don’t want the heads arms or legs
Stranger: Just the torsos!
You: THEN WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?
Stranger: I don’t know, figure something out!
Stranger: Just get me my order
You: No Ted, im sick to death of you pushing me around
You: the deals off
You: your an asshole.
Stranger: No please
Stranger: I need these by Christmas
Stranger: If you don’t get me my order
Stranger: I’m calling the person you don’t want me to call.
You: ¬___¬ Fine. But only for your kids.
Stranger: You know who.
You: NO
You: NO
You: NOT GERALDINE
You: ANYONE BUT HER
Stranger: Yes.
You: OKAY
You: I’LL…I’LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT
You: JUST PLEASE DONT CALL GERALDINE
Stranger: I won’t, don’t worry. Just get me the torsos.
You: i’ll rent a minibus and then dispose of the stuff in a ditch on the way, sound cool?
Stranger: Great,
You: Okay great, See you at 8:15 Ted
Stranger: Yep. And Merry Christmas to you.
You: Merry Christmas Ted, say hey to the kids for me.
Stranger: Same to you.
Stranger: BEST. CONVO. EVER.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.