Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: what up?
You: not much, u?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: just chilln
You: chillin where?
Stranger: at home.
Stranger: lol
You: Where is home?
Stranger: in melbourne..
You: is that in Texas?
Stranger: …in australia
You: is that in Texas?
Stranger: I dont know
Stranger: im not
Stranger: american
Stranger: im Australian
You: pffff i dont get why you texans dont wanna be american
You: we love you :D
Stranger: Im not american
You: yes you are lol
Stranger: OR from Texas
You: so where are you from originally, PA?
You: CA?
Stranger: Jesus christ
Stranger: IM FROM AUSTRALIA!
You: but you just said you\’re not from texas originally…
Stranger: australia is not in freakin america
You: Texas IS PART of AMERICA!
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: THAT
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: I LIVE ON
You: so stop denying it
Stranger: IN
Stranger: MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA
You: exactly, Melbourne, Australia, Texas!
You: you southern folk sure are strange…
Stranger: are you american?
You: yes, so are you my fellow texan
Stranger: fucking americans
Stranger: so stupid
You: hey, youre american too! even if you dont wanna be you still are
Stranger: IM NOT
Stranger: AMERICAN
Stranger: IM NOT WHITE TRASH
You: yeah yeah, whatever. you are from texas which makes you american
You: texans arent white trash :( you should know that
Stranger: fuck you tra
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