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You: ..and the rocket’s red glare…
Stranger: what?
You: the rockets.
You: have a glare.
You: it’s red.
You: you had to have heard about this.
Stranger: no
You: shit.
You: ok…so we have rockets, right?
You: you know what those are
Stranger: yes
You: sweet.
You: sometimes, when a rocket loves another rocket…
You: very much..
You: they have sex.
Stranger: ohkay
You: and…if one of the rockets has chlamydia…
You: then there’s a red glare.
You: and they share that, and it’s beautiful.
Stranger: ohkay thanks for the that
You: and that’s the meaning of Columbus Day.
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