You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i call shotgun
You: Marnie?
Stranger: waffles? that yoiu
You: yes
You: oimg
You: fuck
Stranger: ive missed you
You: ive missed you more
You: too much
You: fucking hell why did you leave
Stranger: it hurts?
You: so much
Stranger: im sorry i told you my situation
You: almost as much as edward cullen hurts my eyes
Stranger: touche
Stranger: u must have reallllllllllly missed me
You: i reaaaaaaly did
You: did you get me any DVD’s by the way?
Stranger: you wanted fisting firemen 5 right?
You: yep and 6
Stranger: they didnt have 6
You: hey just a question…
You: If i was a fridge…
You: would you still open me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so quickly
You: so so quickly
You have disconnected.