You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna get fucking in the ass
You: right on.
Stranger: yah
You: with… a penis?
Stranger: yah
You: k
You: you a dude?
Stranger: nope
You: nice.
Stranger: female
You: that means you’re probably a chick.
You: that’s hot and stuff. the desire for a penis in the ass, i mean.
You: hawwwwt.
Stranger: well thank you
Stranger: most ppl think its a turn off
You: yah? that’s odd.
Stranger: age?
You: wait. prove you’re a chick.
Stranger: i have a clit
You: tell me what that thing is called that you put a comforter in.
You: clit does not a chick make.
You: i mean… most of the time.
You: but not always.
Stranger: i dont know how to spell it
Stranger: its called a devey
You: right on.
You: you have passed the chick test.
You: congrats, you’re the only chick on the internet.