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Stranger: Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growabl
You: Well.
You: I heard you can strawberries.
You: Didja know?
Stranger: well….i think you lost me there
You: What?
You: At what part?
Stranger: the statement “i heard you can strawberries”…….it makes no sense
You: What do you mean?
You: You can strawberries.
You: It makes perfect sense.
You: Durr?
Stranger: explain to me how that statement makes sense
You: Um…
You: Well
You: Let’s start with the fact that you can strawberries.
You: Understand?
Stranger: no……..
You: Sigh.
Stranger: it makes no sense
You: Well
You: Second of all
Stranger: you can strawberries?
Stranger: what the fuck
You: When you’re with a frend
You: You can strawberries.
You: Then at a social gathering
You: You also can strawberries.
You: Get it?
Stranger: i’m laughing my ass off here…..i’m just not getting it
You: Whaaaat?!?!
You: What’s so hard to get?
You: YOU. CAN. STRAWBERRIES.
Stranger: you can WHAT strawberries?
You: YOU CAN STRAWBERRIES.
You: THE FUCK DO YOU NOT GET?!
Stranger: you mean put them in a can?
You: No.
You: You can strawberries.
Stranger: argh
Stranger: it makes no sense!!!!!!
You: God.
You: YOU DON’T MAKE SENSE.
You: YOU CAN FUCKING STRAWBERRIES.
You: GET IT?!?!!?
You: YOU
You: CAN
You: STRAWBERRIES.
Stranger: no i can’t!
You: WHY NOT?!
Stranger: i don’t know how you can strawberries, but i can’t
You: Anyone can
Stranger: i have no fucking clue what the fuck you’re talking about
You: You can strawberry in any situation
You: It’s pretty easy if you ask me
You: Grab a strawberry
You: And just it.
Stranger: what
Stranger: the
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: are
Stranger: you
Stranger: talking
Stranger: about
Stranger: it?
You: I’m talking about strawberries
You: How you can them.
Stranger: you can fruit
You: What?
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: you make no sense
You: How?
You: What’s so damn hard to understand about strawberries?
Stranger: how you can them
You: Yeah
You: Exactly.
You: Okay
Stranger: the statement makes no sense
You: Go grab a strawberry
You: Right now.
Stranger: if you said you can EAT strawberries, it would make sense
You: What?
Stranger: i have a strawberry
You: I’m saying you can strawberries.
Stranger: it’s in my fucking hand
You: kk
Stranger: now what?
You: Now just it.
You: Just fucking it.
Stranger: i’m going to copy and paste your text
You: kk
Stranger: Stranger: Now just it.
Stranger: Just fucking it.
You: Show it to your teacher
Stranger: does that make sense to you?
Stranger: does it?
You: They’ll know that you can strawberries.
You: Yeah
Stranger: JUST IT?
You: Durr.
You: YES
Stranger: what the fuck are you talking about?!?@!?!??
You: WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?!
Stranger: yes!
You: I’M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT TO STRAWBERRIES.
Stranger: just it?
Stranger: what the fuck is IT?!?!?
You: Well
You: You tell me.
You: Do you get it?
Stranger: no
You: …
You: Okay
You: Grab a banana.
Stranger: ok
You: Got it?
Stranger: yeah
You: Now,
You: just the banana.
Stranger: just what the banana?
You: Just the banana.
Stranger: ………….
You: ….?
Stranger: how does this make any sense to you?
Stranger: are you fucking high?
Stranger: or just mental?
You: How does this not make sense to you?
You: Are you just fucking stupid?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: seriously
You: Just the banana and strawberry.
Stranger: the statement Just the banana
Stranger: now that makes no sense either
Stranger: so i’m holding a banana
You: Right
Stranger: not doing anything
Stranger: just fucking holding it
You: Now slowly the banana.
Stranger: you can’t slowly do nothing to a banana
You: I didn’t tel you to do nothing.
You: I told you to the banana.
Stranger: Stranger: I told you to the banana.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: you told me to the banana
Stranger: that means nothing
You: Exactly.
You: No.
Stranger: yes
You: No.
Stranger: yes
You: Just the banana
You: Right no
You: now*.
You: And you’ll see.
Stranger: just what the banana?
You: Just the banana.
You: Duh?
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: you’re insane
You: I’m saying it plain and simple right here.
You: Um
You: No
You: Go back to grade 1
Stranger: fuck
You: You’ll learn you can the banana and the strawberry there.
Stranger: ……….
You: ………….
Stranger: eat, peel, what?
Stranger: this conversation is totally being posted online
Stranger: it makes no sense
You: Um
You: No
You: You just the banana
You: You know what?
You: Get of the banana
You: And get a different fruit
Stranger: ok, i’ve got an apple
Stranger: now what?
You: Alright
You: Now
You: Since it’s an apple
You: You’ve gotta it fast
You: Quickly the apple.
Stranger: this is so fucking hilarious
Stranger: you make no sense
You: I know.
You: You’re stupidity knows no bounds.
Stranger: right
Stranger: because now i’m staring at an apple
Stranger: because you told me to “quickly the apple”
Stranger: which makes no sense
Stranger: at al
Stranger: all
You: How?
You: Just the apple.
Stranger: where are you from that you think this makes sense?
Stranger: seriously
You: You can the apple.
You: Where I’m from?
You: I’m from the land of fruits, bitch.
You: Now the strawberry
You: And then the apple
You: THEN you can the banana.
You: It’d make more sense if you it in that order.
Stranger: still makes more sense
Stranger: maybe i should smoke more pot
You: Ah?
You: Um no.
Stranger: ……more should have been no
You: This process requires no drugs whatsoever.
Stranger: no sense
You: My gosh.
You: Learn to the fruits.
Stranger: keep an eye on www.omeglechats.com in the next few days
You: kk.
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