Teaching Grammar to Strangers.
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: do you speak english?
You: Yep
Stranger: r u a boy?
You: God you are the funniest person i have ever spoken to.
Stranger: hmm ty?
You: I mean do you even realise how funny you are?
You: You are Gold.
Stranger: naa
Stranger: i dunt
Stranger: r u a boy?
You: But you should really improve your grammar.
You: Because people don’t understand.
Stranger: naaa its lazt typin
Stranger: lazy*
You: You keep believing that if you want…
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: i will
Stranger: i only write properly in school
You: That is awful, you should practise writing and speaking with a coherent tone all the time.
Stranger: naaa
Stranger: tat is not lyk me at all
You: That is blatantly obvious.
You: If you don’t mind me saying so.
Stranger: it’s ok
Stranger: i’ve heard worst
You: I like teaching people grammar, i think it gives me a purpose.
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: i take it your a girl rite?
You: Clever as well as humorous.
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: would it b shockin 2 u if im a girl 2?
You: No.
You: Goodbye, incoherent girl.
You have disconnected.



February 20th, 2010 at 4:21 am
The run-ons kind of ruin it for me.
February 22nd, 2010 at 5:17 pm
What’s ironic is this person is incorrectly spelling words.
Such as:
“realize”
“practice”
March 1st, 2010 at 10:57 am
I’m guessing she is British…that is why she says realise and practise…
March 17th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
“Practice” is the noun, “Practise” is the verb.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:20 am
The disproportionate amount of votes (nearly 7x more than 2nd place) leads me to believe that this is an illegitimate #1. Besides that, it just isn’t funny. At all.
May 17th, 2010 at 10:37 am
This bitch is so stupid and condescending. She gains purpose from lecturing and arrogant posturing?