Stranger: hm
You: Hmmm…
Stranger: you clever devil
You: You’ve fallen for my trap.
Stranger: too bad i fell for your trap on purpose so youd fall for my trap!
You: But I knew you’d fall for my trap on purpose so that I’d fall into your trap so I was trapped on purpose so that I could trap you.
You: Therefore, everything is going just as planned.
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: *head explodes*
You: I win! I win!
You have disconnected.