Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: The only word I’ll say during this chat is “bear”
Stranger: okay
You: bear
Stranger: what’s your favorite pizza topping?
You: bear.
Stranger: cool, me too
You: bear.
Stranger: can you think of a word that rhymes with pear?
You: Robot penis.
You: er… bear. Shit.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.