Omegle Chats

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: im horny
You: cool
You: are you like
You: a rhino or something
You: ?
Stranger: kinda its a big horn
You: do you like
You: eat leaves
You: and run into people
You: with your horn
You: and kill them?
Stranger: yea im not into that
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You: Hi.
Stranger: r u a horny girl
You: Let me check..
You: todays your lucky day
You: I am a horny chick
Stranger: do you have a pic
You: Um…
You: Do you know any good child porn websights
Stranger: no sry
You: Really
You: wow
You: Whats your address
Stranger: im not telling you that
You: Why im so horny
You: Whats your credit card number
You: And name
Stranger: dont have one
You: how do i get your money
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bob?
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: jamie?
Stranger: jamie is that you?
Stranger: oh please god, let that be jamie
You: YES BABY
Stranger: HALLELUJAH
You: i miss u
Stranger: no, i just wanted to let you know you owe me 3 dollars
Stranger: from middle school
Stranger: i want it back
Stranger: now
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Stranger: ASl
Stranger: ASL
Stranger: aSL
Stranger: as
You: Okay
You: Just one second I have to think of what kind of horny chick I will be.
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Stranger: CHICKEN!
You: WHERE?
Stranger: IN THAT CORNER!
You: GODAMN CORNER CHICKENS!
You: I HATE THOSE CORNER-LOVING FOWL!
Stranger: GET IT D:< TACKLE IT
Stranger: GO GO GO!!
Stranger: EAT ITS LEG!
You: I AM AFRAID OF POULTRY!
You: DUE TO AN UNFORTUNATE TURKEY INCIDENT IN MY YOUTH.
Stranger: OMG YOU CHICKEN!! THEN GET THE BEEF IN YOUR ROOM
You: BUT THE BEEF IS SO RICH WITH MASCULINE BEAUTY!
Stranger: ....>.> now you wanna DATE the beef?
Stranger: DEAR LORD!
You: NO.
Stranger: THE HUMANITY!
You: I JUST ADMIRE IT.
You: LIKE THE STATUE OF DAVID.
You: EXCEPT, MADE OF BEEF>
You: INSTEAD OF MARBLE.
Stranger: OMG YOU HAVE A STATUE OF MY BROTHER?!?!
Stranger: YOU STALKER
You: NOT YOUR DAVID.
You: THOUGH I HAVE A FEW CHEEKY POLAROIDS.
Stranger: OMG D:< ONE OF HIM IN THE BATH TUB?!
Stranger: YOU PEDO!
You: YES. WITH THE BUBBLES ARTFULLY PILED UPON HIS HEAD LIKE A MAGNIFICENT ELTON JOHN COSTUME WIG!
Stranger: OMG!!! DX
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You: where is a good place to hide a dead body
You: ?
You: i need to know
Stranger: inside another dead body
You: excellent thanks
Stranger: no one will check there
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Stranger: Hi
You: before we start
You: warn me before disconnecting
You: so i may mend my ways
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You: hi
Stranger: hola
You: tell me, why is everyone so impatient
Stranger: um
Stranger: idk
You: hmm
You: …
You: do you like pandas
You: or
You: do you like panthers
Stranger: theyre cool
Stranger: wtf
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You: I’m male.
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: I’m a girl
You: Shit?
Stranger: My name is brandii
You: A female on the internet?!?
Stranger: What?
You: Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen?

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Stranger: i call shotgun
You: Marnie?
Stranger: waffles? that yoiu
You: yes
You: oimg
You: fuck
Stranger: ive missed you
You: ive missed you more
You: too much
You: fucking hell why did you leave
Stranger: it hurts?
You: so much
Stranger: im sorry i told you my situation
You: almost as much as edward cullen hurts my eyes
Stranger: touche
Stranger: u must have reallllllllllly missed me
You: i reaaaaaaly did
You: did you get me any DVD’s by the way?
Stranger: you wanted fisting firemen 5 right?
You: yep and 6
Stranger: they didnt have 6
You: hey just a question…
You: If i was a fridge…
You: would you still open me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so quickly
You: so so quickly
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Stranger: hey
You: one question
Stranger: go for it
You: ninjas or pirates
Stranger: pirates.
You: incorrect -_-
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Stranger: HEY THERE
You: HI THERE
Stranger: WHATS UP
You: NOT MUCH
You: YOU?
Stranger: SAME
Stranger: WHY ARE WE TALING LIKE THIS
You: I HAVE NO IDEA.
You: YOU STARTED FIRST
Stranger: ITS LIKE WERE SUPER EXCITED
You: I AM SUPER EXCITED.
You: I’M TALKING TO STRANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I guess that is pretty exciting…..
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Stranger: I’m very masculine-looking but I have a vagina. :/ Sorry for being so up front but I can never talk about it with anyone. :s
You: thats cool.
You: i have a mechanical penis. but nobody knows that either.
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: do you use the google?
Stranger: you mean the google?
You: yes
You: the google
Stranger: sometimes when I’m hungry
You: oh
You: cool
You: well
You: im gonna go use the google
You: bye
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You: Nemo?
Stranger: dory?
You: I’m looking for my son
You: his name is Nemo
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: yes, he went that.
You: Where?
Stranger: that way
You: Okay thanks
You: …
You: wait!
You: wait!
Stranger: what!
Stranger: what!
You: wanna cyber?
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i like vagina
Stranger: me to
You: WIN!
Stranger: xD
Stranger: i like dick too
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, is this Ted?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Oh finally
You: ted, ive been trying to reach you all week
You: its about those torso’s you ordered
You: Ive got them, but what do you want me to do with the heads and arms and legs?
Stranger: I need them by christmas
Stranger: No
You: The vans too small for all of them
Stranger: I don’t want them
Stranger: Get a bus man! a BUS!
You: well what do you expect me to do with a dozen fucking heads,arms and legs on a bus ted
You: sometimes you baffle me Ted.
Stranger: I don’t want the heads arms or legs
Stranger: Just the torsos!
You: THEN WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?
Stranger: I don’t know, figure something out!
Stranger: Just get me my order
You: No Ted, im sick to death of you pushing me around
You: the deals off
You: your an asshole.
Stranger: No please
Stranger: I need these by Christmas
Stranger: If you don’t get me my order
Stranger: I’m calling the person you don’t want me to call.
You: ¬___¬ Fine. But only for your kids.
Stranger: You know who.
You: NO
You: NO
You: NOT GERALDINE
You: ANYONE BUT HER
Stranger: Yes.
You: OKAY
You: I’LL…I’LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT
You: JUST PLEASE DONT CALL GERALDINE
Stranger: I won’t, don’t worry. Just get me the torsos.
You: i’ll rent a minibus and then dispose of the stuff in a ditch on the way, sound cool?
Stranger: Great,
You: Okay great, See you at 8:15 Ted
Stranger: Yep. And Merry Christmas to you.
You: Merry Christmas Ted, say hey to the kids for me.
Stranger: Same to you.
Stranger: BEST. CONVO. EVER.
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You: hello
Stranger: chris?
Stranger: is that you
You: i wish. :(
You: life would be easier as chris
Stranger: i miss chris
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Stranger: Male, 18, and horny, you?
You: i’m a chick. totally.
You: and i’m all horny and shit
You: with a cam or something
You: and boobs. i have boobs.
You: they’re hot.
You: for your penis.
You: because i’m a chick.
Stranger: did oy know there is a disconnect button
You: no shit?
Stranger: yea, shit
You: i’m a chick, i’m too dumb to know that.
You: because i’m horny.
You: for penis.
Stranger: xD
Stranger: youre the man
You: no. i’m a chick.
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You: ..and the rocket’s red glare…
Stranger: what?
You: the rockets.
You: have a glare.
You: it’s red.
You: you had to have heard about this.
Stranger: no
You: shit.
You: ok…so we have rockets, right?
You: you know what those are
Stranger: yes
You: sweet.
You: sometimes, when a rocket loves another rocket…
You: very much..
You: they have sex.
Stranger: ohkay
You: and…if one of the rockets has chlamydia…
You: then there’s a red glare.
You: and they share that, and it’s beautiful.
Stranger: ohkay thanks for the that
You: and that’s the meaning of Columbus Day.
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