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You: F is for friends who do stuff together…
Stranger: damnit i forgot >_<
Stranger: u is for you and me?
You: N is for anywhere, any time at all!
Stranger: Down here in the deep blue sea! :D
You: F IS FOR FIRE!!!! BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN!!
Stranger: *skip*
You: U IS FOR URANIUM…….
You: BOMBS!!
You: N is for NO SURVIVORRRRRS!
You: down here in the deep blue sea :D
Stranger: wow what a dick.
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Stranger: hi asl
You: MAY I COLLECT YOUR BELLY LINT FOR FURTHER OBSERVATION?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: if you can find some
You: I ALREADY HAVE, THERE IS A WHOLE TUPPAWARE CONTAINER FULL OF IT IN YOUR CAVERNOUS BELLY BUTTON
Stranger: ………
Stranger: well than
Stranger: I know i havent cleaned it
You: IT IS QUITE THE SPECIMEN IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!
Stranger: but my belly button cleaner pepe is suppose to
Stranger: well
Stranger: by pepe
You: WELL I KILLED PEPE!
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You: You: hello mark silly i read dark
Stranger: what
Stranger: more like
Stranger: me: wtf?
You: am i right
Stranger: what?
You: dwarfing clock
Stranger: are you a nerd
You: we have wal mart
Stranger: you talking a world of warcraft language ?
Stranger: we got ralphs
You: no we got troubl;e
Stranger: we got tits
You: but i choose if it has a beard
Stranger: ur gay
You: if pork taste like ham
You: and ham taste like pork
Stranger: i dont eat pork
Stranger: so i wouldnt know
You: what the hell does money taste like
Stranger: are you that retarded
Stranger: paper
You: the do reads more than you
Stranger: speak english
Stranger: what
You: ranger: ur gay this is what u say
You: i answer: gay-happy
Stranger: i answer
Stranger: i know your gay
Stranger: i meant gay = homo
You: you know you are young and silly butt gey=homo
Stranger: dude i dont know whats wrong with you, but you got issues
You: you silly hobo
You: force the orange
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi.
You: How are you?
Stranger: i m fine
Stranger: asl plz
You: asian sexy lamps.
You: you?
Stranger: m/f
You: whats that mean?
Stranger: r u male or female
You: neither.
You: i’m a lamp.
You: lamps don’t have genders.
You: last time i checked.
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Yeah, more blatant self/cross-promo stuff.

Just launched: http://www.hotchicksoncars.com – obviously need some submitters there :)

Oldschool: http://www.thingsjkeats.com – have some stuff coming down the pipe, but plenty of old goodness to kill some time with.

Almost dead: http://www.wrongaddy.com – It was fun while it lasted (read: while I was getting erroneous emails)

You: hi
Stranger: Hey.
You: Say something witty! :D
Stranger: my wit is not free.
You: :(
You: how much?
Stranger: you cannot handle the wit.
Stranger: its like a mike tyson punch to the brain.
You: I totally can >:D
You: Oh…crap
You: maybe I can’t….
You: hmmm
You: Well this is awkward.
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: You…
You: What should we speak of now”? xD
Stranger: say something stupid.
You: OH That IS my FORTE good sir
You: Ducks can’t fly.
Stranger: I would have also accepted “Dog’s can’t look up”
You: Really?
You: Why not?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: its the way their spines are formed.
Stranger: anyway… they have no aerial predators.
You: Holy crap you have got to be kidding me.
You: I cant believe I was living my life not knowing this.
You: T_T
Stranger: venture forth, citizen!
Stranger: glory in your new knowledge.
You: :D I shall spread it to the world!
Stranger: wallow in it like a pig… a thought pig.
You: Much like herpes
You: xD
Stranger: yes… I should probably tell you that knowledge does come with occasional cold sores.
You: Oh fudge D:
You: hmm…
You: well you do know how to cure a cold sore don’t you?
Stranger: flamethrower?
You: :D Amazing! It’s like you’re psychic!
Stranger: I am.
Stranger: I’m controlling everything you do.
You: :0
Stranger: I’m a mad puppeteer.
You: for reals?
Stranger: I’m just on Omegle cause i’m bored.
Stranger: yeah…
You: I KNEW there was some reason I bought that ugly shirt today
Stranger: controling everything a person does is quite tedius.
Stranger: tedious.
You: :( WHen you control me could you plz give me some fashion sense?
Stranger: Ok. You have sort of looked like an autistic 9 year old recently.
Stranger: I mean… Gold Lamee… really?
You: :D
You: But… i liked my shiny sweatpants :(
Stranger: No more.
Stranger: from now on I will groom you into becoming the worlds FINEST SUPERVILLAN!!!
You: :D oh goodie!
Stranger: sharpen your rapier wit, my friend…
Stranger: we’re going hunting!
You: :)
You: for knowledge?
Stranger: First step… see that baby.
Stranger: STEAL ITS CANDY!
You: that ugly one with barf on its face?
Stranger: FOR EVIL!
You: But… what if it barfed on the candy?
You: :(
Stranger: the candy is not for you to eat.
Stranger: it is for you to steal.
Stranger: to deprive the innocent of luxury.
You: OH! Okay that makes sense..
Stranger: Everyone in the world is like that baby.
Stranger: uncoordinated…
Stranger: ignorant…
You: :0
Stranger: and weak.
You: Oh my.
You: Except you right master?
Stranger: TAKE what you want.
Stranger: oh, no… especially me…
Stranger: I’m locked in this wheelchair.
Stranger: On a prison planet.
You: D:
You: I shall break you out!
Stranger: I was like you once…
Stranger: I was naive and free.
Stranger: but I hesitated.
Stranger: I showed them mercy.
Stranger: NEVER AGAIN!
You: So mercy is bad?
Stranger: I will train you to crush them, with your steely fists.
You: yay :)
Stranger: only use mercy to get what you want…
You: what do I want?
Stranger: to crush the spirit.
You: >:)
Stranger: kittens… all the kittens in the world.
Stranger: you will implant them with robotic eyes…
Stranger: and LASERS!
Stranger: Phase one.
Stranger: they will laugh at you , oh YES!
Stranger: but you will laugh last.
You: Ah! And what will the kittens be used for?
Stranger: PHASE TWO you imbecile!
You: Sorry T_T
You: er.. what was phase 2 again?
Stranger: a complicated financial stratagem involving cocoa futures and certain derivatives of which you are unworthy of knowing.
You: Oh my :0
You: I think my small brain is about to esplode
Stranger: Phase 3?
Stranger: You will build a time machine.
Stranger: Using the cybernetic kittens to battle the Time rats, you will travel back and sabotage certain crops with a genetically engineeered SUPERmold.
You: :0
You: oh….
You: This plan makes perfect sense!
You: I must go prepare, master.
You: Be lurking on Omeglechats.com for this :)
You: I’m going to title it “World Domination!”
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Stranger: r u up for oral sex
You: yes, but only cause im a blow fish.
Stranger: kk im takin off my clothes rite no
Stranger: now
You: go for it
Stranger: r u ?
You: …..no
You: fishes dont wear clothes
You: silly
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You: HI
Stranger: bonerrrsssss
You: MY NAME IS BRIAN
You: I LIKE TO SKATEBOARD
You: MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDS
Stranger: MY NAME IS ALEX
Stranger: MAYBE WE CAN
You: I’D NEVER DO ANYTHING TO RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP
You: LIKE POOP MY PANTS
Stranger: GOOD
You: HEY
Stranger: INEED ONE OF THOSE
Stranger: LOL
You: I HEARD THE LAST GUY YOU TALKED TO POOPED HIS PANTS
You: OH WHAT AND IDIOT
Stranger: HE DID!
You: HAVE YOU MET BRIAN
You: HE SEEMS PRETTY COOL
Stranger: HE DOES
Stranger: IM DIGGING HIM
You: HE LIKES TO SKATEBOARD
Stranger: THATS SWEET
You: YOU WON’T FIND ANY POOP IN HIS PANTS
Stranger: THATS WONDERFUL
Stranger: POOP IS BAD
Stranger: WELL IN THE PANTS
You: Pssst….
Stranger: lol yeah
You: I THINK BRIAN POOPED HIS PANTS
Stranger: NOOOO!
Stranger: BRIAANNN!>?
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Stranger: ask me anything
You: what do u do if a walrus eats your pants?
Stranger: use jorts instead
You: i see
You: well ummm do u got any jorts?

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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: How’s it going?
You: alright you?
Stranger: I’m okay, exhausted.
You: why?
Stranger: Didn’t sleep much last night
You: why not?
Stranger: Insomnia
You: oh that sucks
Stranger: Yes, it does.
Stranger: So, what do you do?
You: i sleep
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You: YO.
Stranger: hey
You: Haha
Stranger: courtney?
You: Britney?! OH MY GAWD!!!!!111oneone!!!
Stranger: omggg!
You: I can’t believe it!!
Stranger: me either!!!!
You: Oh my, like, GAWD.
You: Wait. I thought you were dead?
Stranger: that was your mistake
Stranger: :O
You: Oh my gooodddd
You: But Josh like, totally told me you got pregnant
You: And when Jack found out he totally killed you!
Stranger: well, did you ever wonder what happened to Jack?
You: I heard he got attacked by a bear and the bear like, totally ate his dick
Stranger: well, no. he tried to stab me. and well, that knife ended up with him.
Stranger: court, keept this secret..
You: You go girl!!
Stranger: but i’m in the WPP and i live in a whole new state
You: Oh you know you can rely on me!! The whole gossip thing about Francine’s overdose was like totally not my fault
Stranger: i know, it was mine
You: Mhmm!! Bout time you admitted to it, biatch!
Stranger: yeah, sorry babe! haha god, i can’t believe i’m talking to you!
You: I know right!! It’s totally insane!!
You: Bitch, I missed you! Sorta…
Stranger: Yeah, but you should see this baby!
You: Your baby?
Stranger: yeah!
You: Oh my god so you didn’t get the abortion!? Gawd, I gotta stop listening to Josh…
Stranger: you really do. he’s a dumbass. and i hope you know he cheated on you..
You: Oh that’s okay I cheated on him with the whole football team
You: We have an ‘understanding’
Stranger: Haha thats my Courtney!
You: Hell yeah!!
Stranger: And I should say..
Stranger: My baby’s name is Veronica Courtney. After you, rgirll!!
You: Oh my god I think I’m gonna cry!
You: Happy tears, babe! :’)
Stranger: Hahaha good! I thought I’d never get to tell you that!
You: Actually, I have something to tell you, too
Stranger: Yeah?
You: Yeah. Um… You really are dead. You’ve been dead for over a year. After you killed Jake you got hit by a car.
You: I died two days ago, god damn it!
You: Drugs
You: You need to get it together girl!!
Stranger: Everyone’s dead, Court… Didn’t Josh ever tell you that? You: Wait wut
Stranger: Yeah..
You: I have SERIOUSLY got to do something about Josh!!
You: Gawd.
Stranger: You really do… And Jake is alive. He’s in hiding because he robbed a bank… With Josh.
You: Oh I totally knew about the bank thing. Josh told me something ’bout wanting to provide for the baby I said I had…
Stranger: Oh Gawd..
You: I knoww, complicated riiight.
Stranger: It really is. You totally need to see pics of the baby!
Stranger: And I have sad news too..
You: Oh no…
Stranger: I was supposed to have twins… A boy and a girl. His name was Mason Joshua. But he died, premature..
You: No wayy.. oh gawd, Brit, I’m so sorry
You: That, like, totally sucks
Stranger: Yeah, but he was so sick… I couldn’t kkeep him on the machines any longer.
You: Sad tears, babe D’:
Stranger: But I’m thankful for Veronica
You: Oh yeah totally
You: That girl’s gonna rock the world!!
You: Of course, ’cause she got a name like mine…
Stranger: She actually looks so much like her dad… And she will… With her mommy and Auntie Courtney!
Stranger: Rock the world that is… Haha
You: Oh totally, I can like, totally tell just by thinking about her
Stranger: haha it’ll be the bestt, Bitch!
You: Hell yeah Brit!
You: Oh but Brit, I got some bad news hun
Stranger: Oh gawd… What?
You: Satan like totally wants me to be his whore, and, I gotta admit, he’s like soooo sexyyy, so I’m not gonna turn him down so like, I gotta go…
You: I know, right.. bummerrr
You: But I’ll totally like, see you around.. sort of.. not really..!
Stranger: Yeah, well just google my new name. And my E-mail should be on one of the links!
You: Totally. Later babe!
Stranger: Byeee, Babe! Miss ya like Fuck!
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You: Hi.
You: Do you know?
Stranger: DO I KNOW WHAT…?
You: About the bird???
You: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
Stranger: what bird?
You: B-b-b- bird, bird, bird. B-bird’s the word.
Stranger: yeah?
You: A-well-a bird, bird, bird. The bird is the word.
Stranger: i dont get it?
You: SURFIN’ BIRD
Stranger: im still confused
You: Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Stranger: are you high?
You: Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
You: Well don’t you know about the bird?
Stranger: no..i dont think so
You: Well, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
You: (It’s a song).
Stranger: oh okay
You: Yeah…
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Stranger: boo
You: AH!@!
You: JESUS, don’t scare me like that
Stranger: sorry… i didn’t mean too
You: i think you’re lying
You: …BOO!!
Stranger: EE GADS!
You: okay now we’re even
Stranger: haha I guesss soo
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Stranger: hi :)
You: ill crap on your lawn
Stranger: o realy? gud shit i kuld use sum fertalizer
You: then ill plant a garden for you
Stranger: lol long as it all weed then ok
You: no im going to plant goats
Stranger: ………
Stranger: i never seen tht b4
Stranger: do it!
You: i heard if you plant goats, they turn into cars
Stranger: lol i never heard tht but did u kno if u plant sum1s balls in sum soil u geta baby?
You: thats just a myth
You: like al gore
Stranger: na uh how else would u get born?
Stranger: lol i dnt even kn who he is
You: he ran against bush in 2000
Stranger: o thts guy lol
Stranger: nope still dnt kno
You: damn i was 5 and i know who he is
Stranger: wtf u were 5?
You: yeah
Stranger: o w8 nvm tht was 10 years ago haha
You: now im going to have to kill you
Stranger: aw y :’(
You: you found out that i rape lawn mowers
Stranger: did i?
You: you did now
Stranger: aw fuc :( well make it quick
You: k ill buy a woodpecker. then ill tie you to a walrus and have the bird peck you to death
Stranger: lol dam u have sum extravagent killing shit
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Stranger: hi
You: I am a Mermaid
Stranger: i am a chair.
You: Suurree you are
Stranger: its true!
You: you’re not as cool as me
Stranger: your not as hard as me!
You: sure about that??
Stranger: yep,your a mermaid.
You: SOLID
Stranger: mermaids are flabby!
You: No, We have tails
Stranger: yeah, but i hav legs!
You: Yeah but i can Fish slap you
Stranger: i can chair slap you!
You: Yeah sure you can
Stranger: i can
You: Your only use is to be sat on
Stranger: and it feels good!
Stranger: do you know how many lap dances i get?!
You: I am not concerned with that
Stranger: obviously you are.
You: obviously im not
You: changing subject
You: i have many dolphin friends
Stranger: i have many sofa friends
You: cool
You: where were you bought from??
You: DFS??
Stranger: furniture fair.
You: awsome
Stranger: i know. it was a nice place
You: i bet it was
You: but not as nice as atlantis
Stranger: pshh, its better than atlantis!
You: Hardly
Stranger: |n
Stranger: its a cair
Stranger: chair*
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