You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey$
You: Hi(money sign)
Stranger: My finger slipped on that key
Stranger: Where are you from ?
You: Ohh haha
You: Jamaica
Stranger: Nice, I’ve been in a place not far from Jamaica lately
Stranger: I’ve been in guadeloupe
You: Oh very cool
Stranger: I’ve met a Jamaican guy. We’ve drunk rum while listening to the Jah (:
You: Aha did you blaze it up also?
Stranger: Nope
You: Ah man
Stranger: Yeah… So, how’s life in Jamaica, buddy ?
You: Yeah it’s good except when the dinosaurs fly out of the volcanos and attack my village.
Stranger: The dinosaurs? Hm.
You: Yes they have jet-packs and shoot lazers out of their eyes.
Stranger: Awkward.
You: Nahh man they’re not homosexual.
You: It’s scientifically proven.
Stranger: You sure bout that?
Stranger: I mean, they disappeared long years ago, so maybe VIH took part in the party.
You: Thats was only during WWI
Stranger: What happened then ?
You: The Russian soldiers rode the dinosaurs into war. They later discovered the dinosaurs where the ones what spread HIV across the globe.
Stranger: That’s so sad.
You: Yeah I know, but everything happens for a reason.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.