You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey whats your name?
Stranger: alp er tunga
You: My name’s Pitt, and you ain’t talkin’ your ass outta this shit.
Stranger: wtf
You: Oh, I’m sorry. Did that break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue. I believe
you were saying something about”best intentions.”
You: Whatsamatter? Oh, you were through anyway. Well, let me retort. Would you describe for me what Marsellus Wallace looks like?
Stranger: what did talking about you
You: What aint no country I ever heard of
You: They speak english in what?
Stranger: ecdadını sikeyim o zaman
You: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Stranger: fuck ur english and all american
You: SAY WHAT AGAIN SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
You: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Stranger: write bitch
You: then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch?
You: yes you did! Yes you did, brett
You: There’s a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. “The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother’s keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you!”