You: Hey it’s Vince here with ShamWOW!
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: I call it the JESUS CLOTH
You: This is for the house, the car, the boat, the c0ck
Stranger: LOLLLLL
You: You can use it as a bath mat, cut in in half and dry your sweaters, or cut a hole and ******* the shammy
You: SHAMWOW HOLDS UP TO 20 TIMES ITS WEIGHT IN LIQUID
Stranger: Omggggggggggggggggg
You: Let’s have a look at this in real time
Stranger: hahahahahhahahahaahahahaha
You: see, without even putting any pressure
You: 0.00001% of the water has been absorbed
You: see look at that
You: See what I’m telling you?
Stranger: All I can say is WOW
Stranger: ShamWOW, that is
You: Let’s see what our customers think
You:
OOOO MY GAAAWD
You:

“If you’re gonna wash your c0ck, you’d be out of your mind not to own one of these”
Stranger: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: See what I’m telling you?
You: Shamwow sells for 19.95
You: but if you cum now, within the next 20 minutes
Stranger: hahahahahaha!
You: we’ll give you a MINI shamwow absolutely free!
Stranger: wtf!!!!
You: Mini shamwows are for everything, for daily use
You: you get one for the house, one for the c0ck, 2 for the b*** and a****
Stranger: rofl rofl rofl!!!!!!!!!!!
You: you can use it on rough surfaces, you can even use it on children
Stranger: OMFG LMFAO
Stranger: *applaus applaus*
You: And if you are one of the first 15 callers, we’ll head over and give you a demo
You: What you are about to hear is a radio demonstration of the Mini ShamWOW
Stranger: Lol, did you come up with this?!?!?!?!
You:

“this is a Mini Shamwow, listen to this”
You: “look, it fits right in there”
You: “and look, wait ..”
Stranger: omg!
You: “OHHH YEAH BABE”
You: “wait, um, this is live?”
You:

So what are you waiting for? Order Now!
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies* (of laughter)
You: And receive a MINI SHAMWOW free!
You:

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Stranger: I swear, you rock
You:

HEY ITS VINCE WITH THE VIBRATING BROOM
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
You: it’s for everyday household use,
You: tired of getting into those tight spaces under furniture?
You: with a regular broom, it’s difficult
Stranger: omg I can’t….. this is too weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.